It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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