spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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