So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
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you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
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Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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