But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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