YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
wrigley field is MILF paradise
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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