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I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
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Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
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I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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