im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
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Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
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Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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