the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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