I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
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I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
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Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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