bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
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Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
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Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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