i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
