Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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