I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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