I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
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I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
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Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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