Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I know her cup size but not her name....
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