How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
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I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
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I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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