Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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