there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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