I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
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it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
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I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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