I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
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he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
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We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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