I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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