I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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