Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
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He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
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I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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