Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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