Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
