mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
where are you?
Hypothermia
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These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
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A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
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