i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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