i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
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you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
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So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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