she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
