dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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