Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
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I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
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Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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