Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
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Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
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The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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