Buhtt sex?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
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he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
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Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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