i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
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I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
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I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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