The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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