Pappa wants mamma naked
Welp...herpes.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
When did we convert life to cartoon?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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