You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
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Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
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Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Still dying that you shit outside
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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