Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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