Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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