You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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