16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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