Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
you made out with another girl for some wings
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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