I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
These 19 Guys Hit The Cougar Jackpot
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
35 Disappointing People Who Failed At Sexting
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.