Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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