She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
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And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
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Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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