11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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