I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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