I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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