you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
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Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
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You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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