Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
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You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
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I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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