Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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