craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
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While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
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Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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