I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
do nipples grow back?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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