See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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