If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Randomize
