those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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