On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
