Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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