i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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